OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo By VASILY FEDOSENKO/REUTERS
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
Photo By VASILY FEDOSENKO/REUTERS
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
GREAT BALLS ON FIRE!
John learned the hard way that in this game of musical chairs, when the music stops the loser is the one that grabs the exploding chair.
Talk about getting the hot seat….
Meanwhile, at the top secret superhero training camp…
@OzarkHillbilly: Goodness gracious.
@rodney dill: Indeedy…. Would have been better had I added that.
Background music; Jim Gaffigan sings, Hot Pockets!
Charlie Murphy’s brother, Bob, never quite got the hang of grilling bratwurst.
The Rolling Stones’ “Hot Rocks” tribute suffered in translation.
The Rand Paul filibuster enters its seventh week.
Florida Marlins fire sale?
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
(well, someone had to say it…)
Damn global warming
How Vladimir Putin trims his chest hair.
Scotty should have never operated the transporter while drunk.
Obama will cut the deficit when hell freezes over.
Talk About Being in the Hot Seat
Damn it… this seemed like a good idea when we drew up the sketch on the napkin!!!!
You need a dragon egg, too, if you want to wake the dragon.
“And for my next imitation, the Wicked Witch of the West!”
Much to the delight of his goading frat brothers, Brad learns the hard way that lighting flatulence after a trip to Taco Bell is highly unadvisable
Nowadays it is politically incorrect to call someone a flaming homo, except in certain circumstances.
At that moment God spoke to Moses from the burning man’s bush.
The Human Torch learns the hard way not to buy his furniture at IKEA
It’s a great trick, but I can only do it once.
From #StandwithRand to #BurnwithVern.
Wait, what do you mean inflammable means flammable?
Burn, baby, burn, dicso inferno.
YAJSI (Yet Another Johnny Storm Impersonation?)
“Jesus, Senator, if you needed to go that bad, you should’ve ended your filibuster thirty hours ago.”
On hearing the AG’s decision that the President does not have the authority to blow up any sh*t in US territory that Sen. John McCain says he should be able to blow up ‘cos its the US President, f*ck yeah, Sen. John McCain, finally ,after all these years, spontaneously combusts.
Celebrating the “Burning Man Festival” – literally.