OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP/Dmitry Lovetsky)
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
(AP/Dmitry Lovetsky)
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Putin: “Pull my thumb!”
Obama: “Okay…”
{{{He he, Mr. Obama is totally going to scream when he feels my hand-buzzer}}}
“Ok, it’s a deal. I can take Eastern Europe again and you get to bomb Syria”
The new Russian anti-gay law had a chilling effect on diplomatic relations.
Due to the Snowden situation, Obama and Putin only agreed to shake hands through the proxy of invisible Bill Clinton.
“Psych!” “Yeah, Vladimir, that only gets funnier each time.”
Vladdy you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
You put you right hand in, you put your right hand out ….
Despite repeated efforts to shake hands this was as close as they could get. The negative vibes put off by each man created a repellent force that was greater than they were able to physically overcome.
Welcome to the machine.
air handshakes are trending up
Obama: “Good to see you again Vladimir. I’ve done my part in messing up the world. How are you doing on your part?”
The Ministry of Truth provided rather awkward photos after Joe Biden and Dmitry Medvedev were declared unpersons.
Putin: “Live long and prosper, Obama-wan Kenobi”
Putin: “….seriously….you are sending out Susan Rice to sell an attack on Syria?!?!?….you got bigger clankers and I”
Obama: “And my mom jeans accent them…”
Obama: “..LOOK….no grenade”
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You know the difference between you and me? I make this suit look good.
(thinking to himself) “this jerk smells like walrus!”
@Pinky: or… Do I smell fish?
Putin: “I bet he’ll shake like he conducts diplomacy, limp and weak.”
Putin: I’ve palmed secret instructions for you to have Kerry say to get us all out of the Syria mess.
In Russia you do not shake the KGB’s hand. In Russia, KGB’s hand shakes you.
When the man with money meets the man with experience, the man with experience gets the money and the man with money gets the experience.
By the way, did you know that I got bin Laden?
The gap between us is wide. Deep too.
President Putin, I would like you to meet the man who reads from TOTUS.
“If I had a son, he would be a commie like you.”
Obama is foiled by hidden handshake buzzer once again.
President Obama: Thanks for saving my ass on the Syrian crisis, Putin. Now what do you suggest I do about Obama Care?
President Obama: You complete me, Putin.
“Now’s the moment when you’re supposed to bow, Barack.”