Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, June 22, 2006 · 1 comment

The Wilson’s Revenge Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)

Winners:

First: yetanotherjohn – Officials have red carded number three for improper inflation.

Second: FormerHostage – Ha! This ain’t nuthin’! You should see the golf ball tops the babes are wearing at the US Open!

Third(tie): Caliban Darklock – Despite three opportunities, Germany still only managed to score once.

Third(tie): Adjustah – It was the unshorn “goal posts” that didn’t get them asked out that night…

Honorable Mention:

Gollum – Frieda would never admit that her implants exceeded the official start weight of a regulation soccer ball by 4 grams.

charles austin – And do I get a penalty shot for committing a foul in the box?

charles austin – Want to see my lovely one touch pass?

Michael A – World “C” Cup

ticketplease – Who let the air out of the 3rd set of soccer balls?

Johno – No hands?!? What kind of cockamamie rule…?

Hermoine – “What shall we wear?”

Clean Play in Sports Award

Michael Demmons – For the first time, German female soccer fans celebrate being able to finally purchase disposable razors.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Bill Clinton, also in attendance, was quickly given a RED CARD and escorted out.

ESPN: The Biggest problem facing the Sport of Soccer today — Underinflation

HEADER!!!!

…but J-Lo’s butt cheek soccer shorts blew them all away.

The The Thursday contest has already been endorsed by Senator Byrd.