Mike Shula was introduced earlier today as Alabama’s new football coach. Audio of the press conference is available here.
Meanwhile, disgraced former coach Mike Price may sue Sports Illustrated over a recent story on the grounds that, “I have only my reputation left.” Sorry, buddy, you don’t have that either.
I ended my last post on this subject with this:
All of which reminds me of an observation by the late Lewis Grizzard on a similar incident involving the evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, “If I was going to risk ten mill-li-on dollars on a woman, I’d damn sure wind up with someone better looking than that sweathog, I can promise you that!”
Chris of Flyover Country has found an actual photo:

Courtesy of NBC15
It’s worse than I thought.








