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Best Headline Ever?

Doug Mataconis
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Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop comes to aid of woman being attacked

Nobody expects a Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop.

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12 responses to “Best Headline Ever?”

  1. John Burgess Avatar
    John Burgess

    I do wish there were a picture of this. In the void, my mind’s eye is seeing it as though it were in an episode of South Park. And I don’t watch South Park.

  2. Steven L. Taylor Avatar
    Steven L. Taylor

    It’s The Bishop!

  3. DC Loser Avatar
    DC Loser

    Samurai Mormon Bishop.

  4. Franklin Avatar
    Franklin

    I see the reason why this post’s web page is “best-headline-ever-2” …

    “best-headline-ever-1”

  5. Neil Hudelson Avatar
    Neil Hudelson

    Nobody expects a Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop.

    Oh well done.

  6. James H Avatar
    James H

    Behold the benefits of multiculturalism.

  7. Ol' Nat Avatar
    Ol’ Nat

    Hiro Protagonist!!

  8. Jenos Idanian #13 Avatar
    Jenos Idanian #13

    Oh, great. Not just a religious extremist, but an ARMED religious extremist. And he’s one of those Mormon cultists, too. This guy needs to be locked up for the public safety.

  9. Tyrell Avatar
    Tyrell

    Locked up, for what? Helping save an innocent person who was being attacked by a thug? He should get some kind of medal and be honored!!

  10. Franklin Avatar
    Franklin

    @Tyrell: Someone accused me the other day of having a broken sense of humor. I pass the honor onto you. (Or … at least I *think* Jenos was joking.)

  11. Jenos Idanian #13 Avatar
    Jenos Idanian #13

    @Tyrell: Sorry, I was echoing the sentiments of quite a few of the regular commentariat here. So yeah, I was being facetious.

  12. Donald Sensing Avatar
    Donald Sensing

    Sorry, this isn’t news. Now, if it had been a Methodist samurai-sword-wielding bishop, that would be news!

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