Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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UPDATE: While the boundaries of comedy are sometimes a gray area, please refrain from using the Caption Contest as a means of making commentary that in large only serves as ethnic or religious slurs. Thank you
Winners will be announced Monday
For just $10.00 a day, that’s only pennies a day, you can support this out of work terrorist thanks to the US. We’ll even send you a picture of the terrorist you support. Thank you
Airline passengers await screening in the new TSA security system initiated after the public’s rejection of the patdown and full body scan.
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Men dressed in white. Still waiting for the 72 virgins.
Accepting the fact that their end time has come, many lame duck Democrats have already made the trip to the proverbial “graveyard”.
Protesters have gathered to resist the new TSA guidlines.
How I wish they really were stuck between a “rock and a hard place.”
Praying five times a day leaves Muslims exhausted but they’ll still find the strength to renew the Jihad.
Al Jazeera screen tests for it’s newest program – Who Wants to be a Suicide Bomber!
Holy Hajj! Now guess: “How long is the line for the Ladies Room?”
Ahmed said that there’s nothing in the Quran against getting a tan while on Hajj.
Ryan Seacrest’s dream – an all male Roman style audition.
Forgive me Allah, for I have sinned.
What’s up next, Dodd? A picture of pilgrims on the Via Dolorosa? This contest –and some of the offered captions — is in pretty poor taste. Not that I’m surprised, you understand. Hamm’s Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 08:48 is despicable.
Sorry Dodd, it’s Dill. My bad.
Is it me? Or is Burning Man really lame this year?
And suddenly, without any warning, someone started a big musical production number…
Does this ihram make my butt look big?
Thanks for the idea sam, I did find some good images googling Via Dolorosa.
Re: sam
Quote: Lighten up, Francis!
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The Running of the Bullsh!tters
Man bares breasts at Hajj. He will be stoned to death at sunset.
Al Qaeda porn to tittilate the faithful.
Man at prayer-thought bubble–“Allah forgive me, but have you seen the fantastic boobs on that guy?”
I see white towels.
TSA is going to love taking over security in Mecca.
Latest entry in the Guiness Book of World Records: Worlds largest sauna.
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
Alex……”GOP House agenda” for twenty dollars please………what is Boehner’s vision for health care….
Background extra naps during filming of new Clorox commercial.
1) “Once again, Isaac picks the most inopportune time — and place — to take a nap.”
2) “While Allah was busy handing out title to the Promised Land, apparently Ishmael was fast asleep.”
3) “Paging Mr. Muhammad…Paging Mr. Muhammad….Mr. Muhammad?”
4) “While waiting for the Peace Train to pull into the station, Yusuf Islam (a.k.a. Cat Stevens) decides to take a little snooze.”
5) “Paging Mr. Yusuf Islam…Paging Mr. Yusuf Islam…Mr. Yusuf Islam?”
6) “Paging Cat Stevens…Paging Cat Stevens…Cat Stevens?”
7) “Paging Johnny Quest…Paging Johnny Quest…Johnny Quest?”
8) “Here, Bandit! Bandit! Where are you boy?”
9) “Ishmael Belushi thought it was just another Toga Party – But Nooo!”
10) “Apparently Ishmael did not see the sign regarding the ‘No Shoes. No Shirt. No Service’ policy.”
11) “Apparently Ishmael did not read the sign regarding the ‘No Sandals. No Shroud. No Religious Service’ policy.”