Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

The Whiter Than White Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 22, 2010 · 2 comments

The Whiter Than White Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Robert W. Armijo – “Paging Mr. Muhammad…Paging Mr. Muhammad….Mr. Muhammad?”

Second: Maggie Mama – Holy Hajj! Now guess: “How long is the line for the Ladies Room?”

Third: Stormy Dragon – And suddenly, without any warning, someone started a big musical production number…

HONORABLE MENTION

chsw – Ahmed said that there’s nothing in the Quran against getting a tan while on Hajj.

FormerHostage – Is it me? Or is Burning Man really lame this year?

Mr. Prosser – Airline passengers await screening in the new TSA security system initiated after the public’s rejection of the patdown and full body scan.

charles austin – TSA is going to love taking over security in Mecca.

Michael Hamm – Ryan Seacrest’s dream – an all male Roman style audition.

Peterh – Alex……”GOP House agenda” for twenty dollars please………what is Boehner’s vision for health care….

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

New Reuters photo shop turns hundreds of the faithful into millions.

The Black Friday line at ‘Linens and Things’ starts early.

Glee Club jumps the shark

“This would be a great place to build a rabbat.” “Dude, It’s already ours.”

Laundry at the Mecca — a job even Mike Rowe won’t do.

Nobody told me this was going to be such a sausage fest.

Jeff Dunham began to regret his booking at this venue.

The Monday Contest has already taken an Immelmann Turn for the worse.