18 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Brett

   September 23, 2003 at 12:08 pm

   Our fearless leader, donning the “internationalist” hat for the day.
2. 

   chuck

   September 23, 2003 at 12:31 pm

   Bush wonders…”Why does this African American speak with a British accent?”
3. 

   Timmer

   September 23, 2003 at 4:36 pm

   GWB: See…I’m smiling at the French.

   KA: Whoa, Conde Rice is checking me out. How YOU doin’?
4. 

   Rachel Edith

   September 23, 2003 at 7:10 pm

   “Mr. Bush, I must request that you not do that wiggly finger thing to my hand. Back when I was a young man, it was a secret sex signal and I’m thinking you really don’t want sex. Besides, I really had enough of that with your predecessor. Great sex and all but I’m a ‘business before pleasure’ man myself.”
5. 

   Anonymous

   September 23, 2003 at 7:33 pm

   K.A.: This guy funds half my budget and determines whether my organization has any legitimacy in the world. I should be kissing his ass…

   G.W.: I wonder if Laura will wear that new lingerie tonight…
6. 

   The Unkillable Grimace

   September 23, 2003 at 9:44 pm

   “Mr. Annan, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
7. 

   Steven

   September 23, 2003 at 10:45 pm

   “Hey Kofi, look! We’re twins!”
8. 

   Chris Lawrence

   September 24, 2003 at 2:39 am

   (Channeling a commenter at Atrios…)

   GWB: “I’m glad to be here today in New York with my good friend Colin Powell… what, you say, it’s not Colin Powell?”
9. 

   Rodney Dill

   September 24, 2003 at 7:09 pm

   “… and I really liked the way you ripped into that Wanda Sykes wierdo at the Emmy’s. Oh, by the way can you teach me that, hey…hey…hey, Fat Albert thing?”
10. 

    Rodney Dill

    September 24, 2003 at 7:09 pm

    “Here’s a five, take my bags right up to my room.”
11. 

    Hodink

    September 25, 2003 at 3:54 am

    “Kof, how do you do that look straight ahead and look to the right simultaneously thing?”
12. 

    Chortle

    September 25, 2003 at 2:49 pm

    “Georgie, I saw you spit on the White House lawn in a segment on Letterman. Please respect the lawn here at the United Nations.”
13. 

    Hermoine

    September 29, 2003 at 4:32 pm

    “I see you got the ‘blue tie day’ memo.”
14. 

    Lasting Magic

    September 30, 2003 at 7:10 am

    “George, your weekly horoscope says you will be facing a White House leak this week.”

    “Thanks, Kofi, which horoscope advisor do you consult? I need a good one.”
15. 

    Bouhaki

    September 30, 2003 at 10:48 pm

    “Kofi, did you hear the one about the deposed dictator?”