CAPTION CONTEST

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CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner

January 5, 2004

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Time for another OTB Caption Contest^TM.

Write your own caption in the comments section below
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32 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

Hodink

January 5, 2004 at 7:18 pm

“I see you brought the wife. We have arranged a little ‘official private business time’ for you with our resident strumpet.”
charles austin

January 5, 2004 at 7:24 pm

Is that Evil Bert behind those Ray-Bans?

About two seconds later, President Clinton stopped smiling as he realized that General Clark was tryinh to throw him to the ground.

Nice pants.

“I feel your elbow.”

Hillary smiles as she watches Bill struggle to lead general Clark in the Kosovo shuffle.
McGehee

January 5, 2004 at 7:27 pm

“Here, Wes. Hide the towels and silverware in your quarters before the Air Force One chief steward frisks me.”
Rachel Edith

January 5, 2004 at 7:29 pm

“Somebody named Angie told me to tell you, ‘The first tent on the left, Sir.’”
Rodney Dill

January 5, 2004 at 7:43 pm

“…cough…cough…”
jen

January 5, 2004 at 7:52 pm

Clark’s thoughts: I need to remember to kiss his butt so that I can use him after I switch political parties and run for President someday.

Clinton’s thoughts: He’s kinda good lookin’ – I wonder if I’d get anywhere with him if he were female. Must stop looking at him or he’ll figure out what I’m thinking.
steve

January 5, 2004 at 8:15 pm

Sir, We can give your wife a “tour” of the minefield if youd like.
Dodd

January 5, 2004 at 8:22 pm

Where is Bill’s hand and why is Wesley smiling?
LuvsDoobies

January 5, 2004 at 8:29 pm

“Sir, that is not my hand you are shaking…”
Rodney Dill

January 5, 2004 at 8:37 pm

“…one…two…three…four…that’s it. Sorry General that’s still only a four Star-er”
Rodney Dill

January 5, 2004 at 8:40 pm

“Pssst… tell me General, is she still looking at my ass.”
Hermoine

January 5, 2004 at 11:14 pm

Clark “Inspection has gotten wayyyyy out of hand, I’m thinkin’.”
Lee

January 5, 2004 at 11:30 pm

“Uh, sir, we’ve talked about this before. There are cameras everywhere. Where’s your camouflaged glove?”
DBrooks

January 6, 2004 at 12:10 am

“With all due respect, sir, get your hand away from my zipper. You’re not pullin’ that shit with me.”
Rodney Dill

January 6, 2004 at 7:29 am

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Get’s its start.
richard

January 6, 2004 at 8:42 am

Clinton wispers to Clark; “I’d like to thank you for going above and beyond the call of duty. Now Hillary will never suspect a thing.”
Timmer

January 6, 2004 at 10:03 am

CLARK: See, I told you that chopper pilot would make you crap yourself Mr President.

CLINTON: Why yes…yes I did…and it’s warm…kinda sexy.
Royaliceman

January 6, 2004 at 11:57 am

Thanks for the tip Mr. President. She was good!!
Bouhaki

January 6, 2004 at 1:52 pm

“Yeah, yeah Wes. Your problem is that lady in the shades over there … when she says the word.”
Rodney Dill

January 6, 2004 at 6:35 pm

Bill:“I would’ve have joined you in fatigues, but I never thought is was becoming for the Commander in Chief to play soldier.”
Hillary:“You mean for a draft dodging wienie to play solder.”
J. Fielek

January 7, 2004 at 6:35 am

Thank you, sir. The hand jobs usually go uphill for me.
Hermoine

January 7, 2004 at 11:37 am

“General, dump your wife. Take my wife, please! Become a husband and wife presidential couple, if you don’t mind the VP spot.”
J. Fielek

January 7, 2004 at 2:28 pm

Wow, soldier, that’s a lot fo firepower!
Lasting Magic

January 7, 2004 at 11:13 pm

(Whisper) “I would gladly pass the leadership mantle to you, Wes. Only you know who … over you know where … will be you know what … if I did.”
Candy

January 8, 2004 at 12:38 am

As a smiling First Lady and applauding troops look on, Gen. Clark makes his bid for the Oval Office by stabbing the President in an eerie imitation of Julius Caesar and Brutus.
Bouhaki

January 8, 2004 at 12:37 pm

“Heck, when circumstances dictate, we clean up well. This here ain’t them there circumstances.”
Elvis

January 9, 2004 at 9:56 am

“We’ve both been on a short leash, Mr. President. You, with the wife and me, with the Pentagon.”
Hermoine

January 10, 2004 at 12:16 am

Clark – “I don’t think we have to live in America under a cloud of perpetual fear. We could have done more to have prevented 9-11, we could be doing much more right now to prevent another terrorist strike.”

Clinton – “Shut the f**k up.”
Rodney Dill

January 10, 2004 at 2:24 pm

“Well Wesley, you may have your way with her if you wish. But be forwarned, Only me and that guy on the ice, from the last OTB caption contest, have been able to survive her touch.”
Elvis

January 12, 2004 at 5:17 pm

Clark – “Since you won’t be needing it anymore, may I please have the names in your little black book who haven’t been made public yet, if there are any?”