CAPTION CONTEST: IOWA CAUCUSES EDITION

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CAPTION CONTEST: IOWA CAUCUSES EDITION

James Joyner

January 19, 2004

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39 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST: IOWA CAUCUSES EDITION”

Rodney Dill

January 19, 2004 at 5:55 pm

“…and I did it, myyyyy Wayyyy.“
BA

January 19, 2004 at 6:15 pm

“Riiiise! RIIIIIISE, my legions of the undead!”
SwampWoman

January 19, 2004 at 6:21 pm

“And in the NAME of the FATHER, and of the SON, I COMMAND the Gephardt campaign to be energized!”
jen

January 19, 2004 at 6:38 pm

…New York, New…

Wait, where are we?
SwampWoman

January 19, 2004 at 6:50 pm

“Friends, in order to EVICT The Forces of Eeeevil from the White House, our congregation must raise money. We are having a special love collection taken up for this reason. I must ask you to GIVE until it HURTS! The collection plates are being passed by our brothers from the Teamsters Union.”
mark

January 19, 2004 at 7:00 pm

Years ago, I admit, I did grope some women, but I apologize if I offended anyone. Oh, come on – it worked for Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Hodink

January 19, 2004 at 8:40 pm

“I’ve got hands and a face.
My body’s some other place.
If you see it, let me know.
To New Hampshire we must go.

Body come back.
Please come back.
Body come back.
Please come back.”
Hermoine

January 19, 2004 at 8:45 pm

Dick regretted saying he’d give his right hand. He now wished he’d offered his first born instead.
Matthew Stinson

January 19, 2004 at 8:48 pm

1) “Give me your tired, your poor, your unionized masses yearning for protectionism!”

2) After reading early entrance polling results: “I just want to tell everyone, F************************CK!”
Rachel Edith

January 19, 2004 at 8:55 pm

“I ran once before for president in 1988, but I was no match for the irresistible charm and charisma of Michael Dukakis.”*

* Idea stolen from David Letterman
DANEgerus

January 19, 2004 at 9:11 pm

Can I have an AMEN to farm subsidies?

Can I have an AMEN to protectionist legislation?

Can I have an AMEN to national health care?

I have seen the Lord Streisand and she has faxed me the pillars of our faith!!!

AMEN sisters! AMEN sisters! AMEN!
Rodney Dill

January 19, 2004 at 9:21 pm

“On Daschle, on Kennedy, Carter and Clinton.
On McAuliffe, on Mike Moore, Carville and Streisand.
Through the Iowa caucus, TO THE TOP OF THE POLLS,
now dash away, dash away, dash away all.”
Lasting Magic

January 19, 2004 at 9:40 pm

“You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Whoa, that lovin’ feeling,
You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Now it’s gone…gone…gone…wooooooh.”
Lasting Magic

January 19, 2004 at 9:45 pm

“You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Whoa, that lovin’ feeling,
You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Now it’s gone…gone…gone…wooooooh.”
Lasting Magic

January 19, 2004 at 10:00 pm

Sorry, computer went haywire.
Of course, computer blames the operator.
You decide.
Tom Royce

January 19, 2004 at 10:00 pm

I left my dreams, in Central Iowa…
JW

January 19, 2004 at 10:02 pm

“Oh what a beautiful morning, oh, what a beautiful day. . . Ah, screw it.”
SwampWoman

January 19, 2004 at 10:22 pm

“So long, farewell, auf weidersehn, goodnight…
I got..my ass…kicked in this little fight”
zygote

January 19, 2004 at 10:37 pm

I hold here in my hand the secret to a Democratic victory in November. Of course, only the really smart people can see it. Can you see it?
Brian J.

January 19, 2004 at 10:42 pm

Alas, poor Kuc’nich! I knew him, Lieberman: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy…..
Tim

January 20, 2004 at 12:45 am

Forget the fat lady, I’ll get it over with.
Rodney Dill

January 20, 2004 at 7:43 am

“Ba.de… ba.dee… ba.deee….
……………Thats all Folks!!!”
McGehee

January 20, 2004 at 7:45 am

After the performance, Simon Cowles told Dick to go home and never leave the house again.
LittleA

January 20, 2004 at 9:36 am

“Carpe Scrotum”
yossarian

January 20, 2004 at 10:39 am

Wants the precious…needs the preeeeecious…the fat hobbittses gives Smeagol the precious now!
Hodink

January 20, 2004 at 11:00 am

I seen so many things.
I ain’t never seen before!
Don’t know what it is.
I don’t wanna see no more!

Mama told me not to come.
Mama told me not to come.
She said that ain’t the way to have fun, son. That ain’t the way to have fun, no.
JW

January 20, 2004 at 11:15 am

“Where the s*** hits your eye like a big pizza pie. . . that’s Iowaaaaa!”
Rodney Dill

January 20, 2004 at 11:22 am

The Iowa songfest continues.

Seems I’ve got to have a change of scene
‘Cause ev’ry night I have the strangest dreams;
Imprisoned by the way it could have been,
Left here on my own or so it seems.
I’ve got to leave before I start to scream,
But someone locked the door and took the key.

You feelin’ alright
I’m not feelin’ too good myself.
Well, you feelin’ alright
I’m not feelin’ too good myself.

(with apologies to Joe Cocker)
Cybrludite

January 20, 2004 at 11:25 am

Ooooooooooooooh… sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found youuuuuu…. (Think “Young Frankenstien”)
buckethead

January 20, 2004 at 12:27 pm

It was the Salmon Mousse.
Rabbi M.

January 20, 2004 at 2:11 pm

“Mem’ries may be beautiful and yet..”
Hermoine

January 20, 2004 at 3:34 pm

What do I do to make you want me
What have I got to do to be heard
What do I say when it’s all over
And sorry seems to be the hardest word

It’s sad, so sad
It’s a sad, sad situation
And it’s getting more and more absurd *

* acknowledgment to Elton John
mog

January 20, 2004 at 5:46 pm

“Feed me, feeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeee!”
Lasting Magic

January 20, 2004 at 11:08 pm

Dick Gephardt annouced today that he is leaving politics and starting a new career as a Frank Sinatra impersonator.
Rachel Edith

January 22, 2004 at 10:11 am

“Leaving politics, yes, but I am now the new arbiter of good taste. And I say to you that Martha needs to either carry two black bags or two brown bags but never one of each.”
Garys

January 23, 2004 at 8:50 pm

“Now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain.”