Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 4, 2006 · 1 comment

The Buddhalicious Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Peter Parks)

Winners:

First: Timmer – “It’s 300 miles to Shanghai, we’ve got four pounds of sushi, three pounds of saffron rice, it’s sunny out, and we’re wearing shades.”
“Hit it.” (Trailer from the Brues Brothers)

Second: charles austin – “Gunga galunga, gunga, gunga galunga.”

Third(tie): Anderson – I study reincarnation, I love my classes, I’ve got a crazy guru who wears dark glasses …

Third(tie): Bithead – Young, tall, handsome Buddhist ISO self

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohn – The Chinese government denied reports that it had agents infiltrating the Buddhist.

Adjustah – As he researched his next role, Tom Cruise was sure noone would see through his clever disguise.

SgtFluffy – Dangit Bob, you told me it was Ray Charles Day at the stadium.

Suzanne Berton – What are you looking at!

Gollum – Miami Rice.

charles austin – “I’m thirsty, Grasshopper. Fetch me a Grasshopper.”

FormerHostage – Damn it! The paparazzi!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“They’re PRay-Ban, Of course.”

Pear pimples for Hairy Fishnuts

The others tolerated the Ray-Ban’s, but the goldenpalace tatoo had to go.

“We’re on a mission from God.”

“Mongo like Gandhi.”

The Monday contest has already issued a Fatwa.

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Riding Sun is already playing our song.