Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, September 28, 2006 · 1 comment

The Hummer Summer Bummer Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Dominique Faget)

Winners:

First: bRight & Early – (From truck): Hey babe, wanna’ see our blue helmets?

Second: Hermoine – In Lebanon, peacekeepers nailed down a few tried and true rules of engagement.

Third: Adjustah – “Jacques, you eediot! she’s Leban-ESE! You said there’d be lesBIANS! Eediot!”

Honorable Mention:

Ingress – “I’m here to service and protect, m’am.”

The Man – UN observing a Zionist occupying a beach chair.

FreakyBoy – On maneuvers, the French UN contingent practices surrendering to a random Lebanese sunbather.

Anderson – Unsupervised, the UN’s peace-keepers tend to become piece-seekers.

yetanotherjohn – UN-cool

Kent G. Budge – Marseilles (AP) — French president Chirac announced today that he has negotiated an agreement with the U.N. to deploy French troops to the Riviera.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Eventually Britney Spears moved along and the beach was once again deemed safe.

UN Troops attempt to secure some a beachhead.

The Thursday contest is already a smashing success.