Caption Contest Winners
The Iraq, Paper, Scissors Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/ Joe Raedle, pool)
The Winners
First: Laurence Simon – “Yeah, I did standup comedy for a year. I guess you could say I’ve quite literally bombed everywhere.”
Second : Brian J. – Come on, we touch fists and say, “Wonder Twin powers, activate!” You can do it!
Third: charles austin – “No, no, no Mr. Rumsfeld, the ZZ Top move goes like this.”
Honorable Mention:
McGehee – The real Rumsfeld having decided to take a day off to climb Everest in a speedo, the Bush Administration hurriedly brought in a lifesize Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robotâ„¢ to take his place.
Nobody noticed the substitution.Caliban Darklock – But there’s TWO. Your paper only covers ONE rock, see? I got TWO rocks. I’m too clever for you foreign people.
charles austin – Float like a butterfly, sting like the 101st Airborne.
Roger – “If you guess which hand I have the quarter in, you can ride up front in the limo.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Later an investigation had to be launched as Ted Kennedy purported that Rumsfeld was not trading boxing stories but, was really showing Jaafari how to create a critical mass of Plutonium.
The 
Monday contest has already started.
WOOHOO!
Guess you could not dig up the photo of Rumsfeld pumping Saddam’s hand… oh yea, Saddam was a good guy back then.
Whereas “anjin-san” is a pea-wit now.
Jethro Tull had anjin-san down a long time ago…
Once I used to join in
every boy and girl was my friend.
Now there’s revolution, but they don’t know
what they’re fighting.
Let us close our eyes;
outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we won’t give in,
he’ll keep living in the past.