Caption Contest Winners
The Brakeman Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Tengku Bahar)
The Winners:
First: yetanotherjohn – Your carbon offset dollars at work.
Second: Paul Barnes – Chris “Mindfreak” Angel thought he could be run over by a train. He was.
Third: Anderson – Finally, General Petraeus saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
Honorable Mention:
Hoosier Daddy – Raja ensured himself a date for the night by pulling the train the last six feet with just his tongue.
yetanotherjohn – Before congress would receive the generals report, they required him to perform twelve special tasks.
Michael – Soylent Green, the new alternative energy!
elliot – ….So that’s why they call it a ‘pullman.’
Bithead – The morning train… brought to you by Bite Bond Denture adhesive
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“THTUCK! THTUCK!”
TrackSkiing was the next logical progression after hood surfing.
The 
Thursday Contest already has 57 varieties
Man, I am moving up in the world…
At least you’re on the right track