Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, August 8, 2005 · 2 comments

The Gendarme Dogue Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Jason Lee

The Winners

First : Maggie – The DNCNYT has just released this photo of John Roberts’ pet pooch, noting that he had also been ADOPTED —- from the San Francisco pound.

Second: T. Harris – Yeah, go ahead and laugh, assholes. I can STILL lick my own balls!

Third: ron – Leather, Handcuffs, Incognito? Just one word — Doggy-natrix!

Honorable Mention:

Laurence Simon – Jane Fonda needs to lay off the estrogen supplements before she hits the road in her veggie-bus.

Kenny – “You should see what he makes me wear on Saturday nights . . . “

charles austin – We at the AKC remain firmly opposed to species profiling.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Fifi was prepared as he ever was gonna be in the GWOT (Global War On Terriers).

Pavlovian reaction to “Saturday Nights alright (for fighting)”

“Now where in the hell is my seeing-eye man.”

The Monday contest has already started.