Caption Contest Winners
The I Feel Pretty Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)
The Winners:
First: MikeM
markm– Why so glum, Ringo? You finally outrank Sgt. Pepper.Second: Kenny – “You look like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.” (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Third: walt – Ahmadinejad: “Whenever I see man in uniform, it’s like this – BOINGGG”.
Honorable Mention:
Stormy Dragon – Ahmadinejad comes in second at the Tehran Ringo Starr Look-a-like Contest after losing to this Sgt. Pepper era entrant.
Bithead – Iran announces their new weapon: The yellow submarine.
V the K – “Oh, and look at what that man is doing to the other man’s rectum with a pineapple. Oh, Allah, I love the Folsom Street Fair!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“My finger smell like Camel pootie to you?”
“That Larry Craig is a real music lover, his foot just kept tappin’ away.”
“What I meant to say is there are no ‘grays’ in Tehran, You’re up next for the firing squad general.”
The 
Monday Contest is just starting to horse around.
The winner should be:
“Why so glum, Ringo? You finally outrank Sgt. Pepper.”
MikeM…..not markm….and where do I get the forms to file a protest???????????????
Oops… Sorry. He who lives by cut-and-paste dies by cut-and-paste.
markm, you can rest assurd that when I give my acceptence speech, I will be sure to thank you by name for setting the record straight.