Caption Contest Winners
The Playground Rules Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Mohammed Ameen/Reuters)
The Winners:
First: ralph – tin snips and a spreader sir, one less rocket launcher and one more slide.
Second: markm – Dateline Detroit: In it’s bid to not be out done Detroit regains the title as America’s most dangerous city from underdog St. Louis. Detroit hip-hop Mayor Kwame Kilpatrik in a counter PR measure deploys the National Guard to Detroit’s playgrounds to ensure at least someone uses the playground equipment before it is stolen for scrap metal.
Third(tie): FormerHostage – Democrat alternative to waterboarding undergoes testing.?!
Third(tie): Timmer – A metal slide? What kind of monster are you?!
Honorable Mention:
MikeM – Congress’ latest withdrawal plan – redeploy troops to American playgrounds to keep bullies at bay.
peterh – Whether that kid breaks his ass on that cement block is no concern to us… we’re here to check off another successful project via Halliburton…
DaveD – It’s 2009 and President Hillary Clinton insists it takes a platoon to raise a child in Baghdad
John425 – Army Corps of Engineers troops evaluate new, FEMA-designed device as a potential “people mover” for next New Orleans flood.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“No Private, I meant White Castle.”
“My turn next.”
“Next we’re gonna play Hide and Go Kill.”
The 
Thursday Contest has already laid an egg.
