Caption Contest Winners
The Todd Rundgren Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Frank Franklin II)
The Winners:
First: Bithead – It just keeps growing… and growing…. and growing…. and growing…. and growing…. and growing…. and growing….
Second: John425 – The Jefferson Airplane’s giant “White Rabbit” comes out of the closet for Gay Pride week. Go ask Alice.
Third: ralph – WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND 2000 AA BATTERIES ON THANKSGIVING?
Honorable Mention:
charles austin – “This is Pink Harvey with … the rest of the story.”
yetanotherjohn – Maureen Dowd issued a ‘No comment’ on her winning the Energizer award for the largest private use of batteries, but a loud buzzing could be heard in the background.
Dantheman – The parade keeps going and going and going …
MikeM – Cultural Differences 101: Britain displays giant figures of ancient Egyptian gods; America displays giant figures of current Commercialism gods.
John425 – Ron Paulbots get a quick re-charge from their leader.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
All I know is this new hybrid SUV was selling like hotcakes at Easter time.
Later there were 14 suicide attacks as the bunny, a symbol of Easter and therefore Christianity, was an obvious slam against Islam.
Hillary no longer has to beat her own drum.
Think anyone will complain if we name that sucker Mohammed?
The 
Thursday Contest has already grabbed all the best advertising space.
Thing is, I know something about Rabbits.
Speaking of which….
(Insert line about the rabbit and Viagra, and Viagra works all over, in Rabbits.)
Hmmm. Not sure I really wanted to go there.
Never mind.