Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 25, 2008 · 3 comments

The Group W BenchTruck Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File/Banaras Khan)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Elmo – ‘Shock & Awe’ … the outgoing Bush administration’s military doctrine. Was promptly replaced by new President Obama … with ‘Aw Shucks.’

Second: Bithead – Unlike these guys, Ted Kennedy has a confirmed kill….

Third: stillearly – Abdul: “Keystone Cops?! What does that mean?…”

HONORABLE MENTION

Venomous Kate – Abdul and his friends head out for a night of cruising the strip in East L.A.

elliot – Next time I ride AK47…

William d’Inger – Laugh if you want, but we still have a better chance of finding bin Laden than McCain does.

DMan – A snow plower’s revenge

Wyatt Earp – Kwame Kilpatrick’s security detail stands guard outside Christine Beatty’s house while the mayor “dupespolls the electorate.”

charles austin – What “hope” and “change” really look like.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Being bad in Islamabad

What happens in Islamabad, stays in Islamabad.

There’s a Musharraf in town

“Hey how may recon men have you guys lost?”
“Shut up 126”

good thing we got the up-armored Dodge Ram

Meet my network

The Monday Contest is already SSSSSMOKIN’