Caption Contest Winners
The French Bird of Prey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
A tough contest to judge, but not as tough as non-tortured chicken
(AP Photo/Wally Santana)
The Winners
First: McGehee – “What? KFC makes chickens listen to Janeane Garofalo on the radio?â€
Second: Hermoine – “Know how I always said Big Bird was my favorite, Daddy? I like Elmo more now.”
Third: T. Harris – With many thousands of Americans dead and tens of thousands facing total devastation due to Hurricane Katrina, PETA bravely decides to focus on one of the more important issues facing this nation.
Honorable Mention:
Laurence Simon – “Sorry, but we already contribute to the Prevent Mouse Rape Society.”
Chrees – “The conditions at chicken farms are just as bad as Mouse-schwitz!”
Matthew J. Stinson – “With her 15 minutes in the news cycle used up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina and the death of Chief Justice Rehnquist, Cindy Sheehan looks for a new day job.”
Rachel Edith – “Dad, does it change the taste of the chicken if you torture it first?”
The Not Going to Win a Trip to Disney World Award:
Stephen W. Stanton – “Disney tourists did not seem to appreciate the street artist playing with his limp c**k.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“I guess it McDonalds again tonight, huh dad.”“OK, no chickens, but how ’bout some scrambled eggs?”
“Is he an original or extra krispy kind?”
“I broke my leg while dancing to the French National Anthem.”
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
And here I thought I was going for the cheap-and-easy gag. Which, now that I think of it, may be entirely too descriptive of Janeane…
Oops, somebody may get the wrong idea. I’m not casting aspersions on her moral character, I’m just saying she makes me gag.