Caption Contest Winners
The Don’t Give A Sith Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Kevin R. Siekierski – I find the lack of TP disturbing.
Second: markm – VP Biden: “So…I had a choice of Secretary of State or Vice Predident…and I chose the dark side…awe-dang”
Third: Paul Barnes – Even the Force could not prevent Little Darth from getting caught in the zipper.
HONORABLE MENTION
Stormy Dragon – “Dark Lord of the S**t”
Triumph – Cheney finds the transition to private life to be smooth.
Hodink – “Bad news, C-3PO. R2 is pooped.”
Maggie Mama – Obama is wearing specially designed clothes that are bullet resistant. Totally serious, I am.
William d’Inger – “Oh, bama!”, Vader thought, “Thankfully there’s still time to blame Bush for that Clean Air Act violation.”
Elmo – Anyone know how to get MSM off the bottom of my shoe?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Poo or poo not, there is no try.”
“Man, I got the Kessel runs 12 parsecs ago, I need the Imodium Explosive Space Regulator.”
“Dang, yet another john is full of Sith.”
“Open the Pod bay door Hal”
“Mos Eisley SpacePort-a-Johns, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”
The 
Thursday Contest is already thumbing its nose at success.
I’ll take bridesmaid with a now glaring misspelling. Thanks RD.
(fo r teh record…teh OTB slellcheck said this wan good to go)
Well you were channeling Biden.