Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 28, 2009 · 3 comments

The Gun With The Schwinn Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/U.S. Army/Sgt. 1st Class Alex Licea

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – It definitely saves money and it allows soldiers to quietly sneak up on the enemy…It’s a schwinn-schwinn situation.

Second: Stormy Dragon – A US soldier finally locates the fabled Cycle of Violence.

Third: Eric Florack – When this baby gets up to 88 miles an hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit!

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmo – a soldier needs a bicycle, like a fish needs a harmonica ….

DC Loser – At only $500,000 a copy, the new Urban Assault Vehicle is successfully undergoing operational tests in realistic conditions.

Cowboy Blob – On the back of his flak jacket reads in Arabic, “If you can read this, my Wingman fell off.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Schwinning hearts and minds

I thought going to Afghanistan would be like going to Wisconsin.

After the next round of Obama military cuts, they started issuing Unicycles.

Lance Corporal Army Strong

Guess I shouldn’t have bet the Detroit Lions weren’t gonna win a game this season.

The Monday Contest is doin’ a fly-by.