Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, December 31, 2009 · 3 comments

The Many Happy Returns Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: MikeM – Danny Ocean starts his next heist with the old multiple-Santas distraction.

Second: yetanotherjohn – This shatters my world. Next thing you are going to tell me that the Easter Bunny isn’t real and that Obama isn’t a moderate.

Third: Elmo – Santa hotline, how may I help you?
No toys under the tree?!
My goodness … what’s your address?
1600 Pennsylvania avenue … err sorry, that seems to be on our no fly list.
Would you like an e-coupon good for one free lump of coal?

HONORABLE MENTION

physics geek – A scene from the new movie, “Down and Out at the North Pole”.

lol – Oh crap, I forgot my belly and beard!!!!!

DL – Where’s Waldo-claus?

Maggie Mama – With their funding now restored, members of ACORN are only too happy to play Santa with taxpayers’ money.

D. Dean – “Competition? One down, four to go. I told him that his house is on fire.”

Triumph – Godless Liberals

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

There’s been another Elvish sighting in Kalamazoo, MI.

On Guiness, on Bass Ale, on Bodingtons, and Murphy’s
On Wadworths, Marstons, adnams and Woodforde’s Wherry.

The Thursday Contest isn’t gonna make it past the TSA.