Caption Contest Winners
The Sala-bye Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage – Can you speed this up? We have an audience with the Pope in about an hour.
Second: Mr. Prosser – We are trying to cooperate, Congressman, but unfortunately, until the botox wears off my wife is unable to speak.
Third: charles austin – Ok, we’ve crashed the White House and now appeared in the Capitol Building before Congress. All that’s left is an appearance before the Supreme Court.
HONORABLE MENTION
D. Dean – They did it again. Yep… American Idol judges.
Wyatt Earp – In an impressive display of mental acuity, Michaele lifts up the cameraman with her mind!
Maggie Mama – Congress must think they are a little short-handed because they called in two more charlatans to join their ranks on Capitol Hill.
Michael Hamm – Mrs. Salahi. I ask you for the last time. Did you or did you not have sex with John Edwards.
lol – We was just looking for a good time….
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Help my Anti-grav device is getting away!”
The Camera of Damocles
“Yes, we were actually in the flying saucer balloon instead of the boy.”
We’re on a mission from God
“Screw you… we work for Mel Brooks”
The 
Monday Contest welcomes our foul liberal friends..
Woo hoo! Thanks from the Alamo Rodney.