Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 22, 2010 · 2 comments

The Shovel Ready – Redux Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Rob Carr)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: FormerHostage – Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem [bonk!]

Second: John Burgess – ‘Dang! I could have had a V-8 snow blower!’

Third: Basil – Flick and Schwartz were right; it will stick!

HONORABLE MENTION

Wyatt Earp – The bad economy is really affecting Carnac the Magnificent.

scotty – Never lick the shovel and stick it to your head.

yetanotherjohn – Good news is unemployment is down, bad news it is expected to go back up when the snow melts this spring.

IrishTexan – …and then my crazy wife went all ‘Elin Woods’ on me because I wouldn’t shovel the driveway……

elliot – AAhhh, I forgot the damn instructions.

Rachel Edith – “Take me out to the ball game …”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The Home Alone movie sequel’s just weren’t as interesting after Kevin turned 32.

Man, this snow keeps falling I’ll have more flakes than Washington D.C.

Damn… My Toyota Snowshovel is stuck again.

The Monday Contest is the bleeder of the pack.