Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, May 27, 2010 · 1 comment

The Men In Titanium Tights Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Rachel Edith – “You call this a tea party?”

Second: yetanotherjohn – It seems that the Kagan nomination isn’t a sure thing after all.

Third: Michael Hamm – Muslims celebrate the new Islamic Learning Center and Mosque to be opened next to the World Trade Center.

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – No, this is the Society of Creative Anachronisms, not a Congress passing a balanced budget, though I can easily understand the confusion.

Maggie Mama – DRUDGEBREAKING: Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, Democrat from Connecticut, is seen on video tape claiming to have been at the Battle of Camlann with King Arthur.

Roger McGaugh – “Everyone stop, don’t move, my contact fell out.”

Hodink – One way or another, Pelosi is determined to break the impasse in the House.

Rick – The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon…

takoyaki – Prom night at Abstinence Works Charter High School.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Once a King always a King,
but once a knight is enough.

“Frankly I don’t think we shoulda combined sword play with Kancho.”

“Ouch… foiled again.”

Diplomacy by other means.

“Screw you, we work for Mel Brooks.”

“…no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express lastnight.

The Thursday Contest actually thought turkeys could fly.