Caption Contest Winners
The Breck Boys Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Walt Disney World, Mark Ashman)
The Winners
First: Jufray – Howard Stern gets married.
Second: Brandon Jaynes – Since the whole “Native American” thing didn’t work out, Ward Churchill has been quietly circulating pictures that prove he is actually a Wookie.
Third: Brian J. – The winner and runner-up, and only two contestants, in the 2005 Phil Spector look alike contest pose for a photo and assure fans that they are, in fact, available for parties.
Honorable Mention:
Farm – Desperate housewives high on a potent mix of rogaine and viagra
Enlightment Reactionary – …and this class, is why you should never, ever shave a wookie.
McGehee – All this hype over Revenge of the Sith has Chewbacca just beside himself.
Sing-A-Long Award
Lorg Skyegon РThen they say your hair̢۪s too long, but I don̢۪t care,
with you I can̢۪t go wrong.
Then put your little hand in mine,
there ain̢۪t no hill or mountain we can̢۪t climb,babe.
I got you babe.I got you babe.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“You said this would only happen to my palms!!”
“Dang Wookies, just one shot of that ‘Ol Janx Spirit, and they’re singin’ all night long.”
In the Original casting for Star Wars, the part of Han Solo was intended to be played as a more ‘Ted Kaczynski’ type personality.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
and another thing … they have WMDs and oil too.
Either your with me or your against me.
Loyalty is more important than a few sins of corruption and illegal activities. Le me set the stage for future Republican administrations.
I’ve got a frog deep in my throat and a sinking feeling in my stomach.
“Deep Throat … never heard of her.” Now come to think of it she may have been in some flick we showed the boys at oval office.