Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 14, 2005 · 1 comment

The Green Hornet Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Jason Reed/Reuters)

The Winners

First: FreakyBoy – The President’s fingers fumbled as he couldn’t believe his dumb luck: that he was pinning the Medal of Freedom on his childhood hero, Mr. Greenjeans.

Second: DL – I got this medal from John Kerry on a bet in “04” Wear it with pride!

third: Bithead – Don Pardo, tell Alan what this week’s prizes are.
… and … Personally, I’d have taken what was behind door number two, Alan.

Honorable Mention:

Matt – Tell me honestly, Alan. Ayn Rand had perky breasts, right?

Hodink – Greenspan: “I was hoping for the Nobel, Baby Bush.”

Hermoine – Alan: “If Alito falls through, I’m available.”

DL – Now, once again Alan, tell me how to balance my checkbook.

Anna – Unbeknownst to Greenspan, Bush tapes the ever-classic “Kick Me†sign to his back.

Ingress – Sniff, sniff. “Greenie, are you wearing Screw Cologne?”

Greenspan Fan club Award

Spinnicks – “Greenie, you did a heck of a job.”

Rachel Edith – “Greenie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

Hodink – “Greenie, you did and you’re doing a heck of a job.â€

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Uh, who did you say ya were again?”

“Dang Nucular Power Cells, changing the battery on Cheney’s pacemaker isn’t anywhere near this complicated.”

Bush: “Its getting harder and harder to make the ends meet.”
Greenspan: “You’re telling me.”

Some Iran military heroes were kept in the service a little longer than planned.

“So, got any hot stock tips?”

The Monday contest is already making touchdowns

The next Riding Sun contest has started.

Urban Elephants has started their next contest as well..