Caption Contest Winners
The Hook ’em Horns Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Yahoo Search www.texasultimate.org /userpictures)
The Winners
First: Matthew Rinker – TO hopes to reduce future scandals in the NFL. He now has appointed himself NFL Cheerleader Bathroom Monitor. . . just to make sure the ladies don’t get in trouble of course!
Second: Gaijin Biker – Terrell’s teammates never suspected he switched their steroids with estrogen until it was too late.
third: Laurence Simon – TO + TNA — NFL = AOK
Honorable Mention:
The Man – When asked about this picture, Jeff Garcia noted that TO’s shirt is fabulous.
Brandon Jaynes – Now that T.O. has more free time because he screwed around, he–oh wait, never mind, same s***, different pile.
FreakyBoy – Terrell Owens has no shortage of creative ways to amuse himself while waiting for the inevitable call from Al Davis.
DL – Now, once again Alan, tell me how to balance my checkbook.
Charles Austin РYou say your name is Reid? And your̢۪s is Lurie? Thank you God!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
So Terrell, what’s your choice, Tight-end or Wide Receiver?“Hey Donovan, what’s in your severance package?”
TO’s Journal 11/14/05 “Dear Andy, Y0u said I’d be nothing without football, but here I am with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, Bou-Yah!”
“So this must be Ron New Mexico then?”
The 
Thursday contest is already making the sky fall.
