Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Wednesday, November 24, 2004 · 2 comments

The Magnificent G7 Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Reuters / Jason Reed

The Winners

First: Robert Bryan – Now that we’ve taken over Mexico, I’m naming it Baja Texas!

Second: McTrip – Having left his passport at home and having lost his Secret Service detail, W readied himself to steal across the Mexican/U.S. border in disguise….

Third: Hodink – “Karen Hughes read the POTUS job description to me. And dressing like this was not in it. So, I’m thinking I want a big raise or something. I’m serious. This job is hard. Does Kerry still want it?â€

Honorable Mention:

Rob РClint Eastwood ain̢۪t got nothin̢۪ on me.

Roger – Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, I understand the concept of “When in Rome, do as the Romans do,†but we’re only going to Taco Bell.

B. Minich, PI – “ President Bush decides now is the time to reveal what made the mysterious bulge under his jacket.

Rodney’s bottom of the barrel

My Secret Service Agent didn’t push me, I pulled him

“Loco Gringo, My Ass”

“Hmmm a strange little county here, Everytime I mention VP Dick Cheney, Everyone asks me if I’m Amigo’s with El Chorizo Grande, maybe that’s somebody Dick knows.”
(With special thanks to Cassandra and Pile On for the Spanish lesson)