Caption Contest Winners
The Revenge of the Elves Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/DDP/Michael Urban)
I guess this is Bush’s next nominee to SCOTUS
Winners
First: Anderson – WHOA, Dancer, WHOA, Dasher, WHOA, Prancer and Blitzen! WHOA, Comet . . . .”
Second: The Man – ESPN Presents the X-mas Games
Third: Laurence Simon – Weekend At Santa’s
Honorable Mention:
Bithead – Santa finally got the elves to row faster
Steven Taylor – The effects of global warming on Santa were a sad sight to behold.
Mr. Right – Dec. 24, 2005: Santa’s visit to New Orleans turned out to be a little more eventful than in past years.
Adjustah – As the infiltration went from bad to worse, Bond was now positive that Q-Branch were still pretty pissed at him…
dougrc – Dang it! I should have known it when they said the lift tickets were only 20 bucks!
The You Said It Award
charles austin – Oooh, that’s going to leave a snark.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Trolling for ACLU Sharks.
Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
“No more eggnog for you, Rudolph.”
Next year I’m using Brown.
John Kerry attempts yet another ‘manly’ stunt.
The 
Monday contest is already fixing the blame.
Ah, Rodney, your caption’s better than mine!
The contest was rigged, someone hacked the votes. Just because I told no one to vote for me, doesn’t mean I meant it.
Oh wait, that’s another contest on another website.
Never mind
Yup, sorry about that. I announced the winner while the contest was going on. Congrats, A.
Ah, McGehee, had I known of your powers, I would’ve known that the fix was in last year and that I shouldn’t even have bothered voting for Kerry.
Well, now you know.
Yoda ain’t got nothin’ on me.