Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Tuesday, June 7, 2005 · No comments

The “Got It Down Pat” Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File)

The Winners

First: Will Franklin – Gig ’em, Elephants.

Second: Kent – Wrong finger, Dick. (editor: It’s good to see your blog is back)

Third: Alan Sullivan – This thumb could squash Mark Felt like a bug.

Honorable Mention:

Steven L. – ” . . . and rotate, Mr. Rather. Rotate.”

Jimmy Lohan – You people deserve Ford and Carter

Chrees – Sock it to me. Baby.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“I have good news and bad new for you Mark. The good news is now that you got the “Deep Throat” secret off your chest you’ll get to play golf with me in Heaven.
The Bad news is that our first tee time is this Saturday at 8:00 A.M.”

“It took me a while to get the hang of this “Deep Throat” thing, but I finally got it down Pat.”

“Back in the good ol’ days we didn’t use cigars Bill.”

Say goodnight, Dick

The Monday contest has already started.