Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 7, 2005 · 3 comments

The Frosty the SnowMob Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Gleb Garanich

This contest was surprisingly refreshing

The Winners

First: Purple Raider – Senator Kerry is again faced with the frozen tundra of Lambert Field.

Second: McTrip – Astride his cycle of violence, the ghost of Yasser Arafat confronted “his†72 virgins and reflected upon how he had never questioned the Koranic small print on the matter of temperature.

Third: Stormy Dragon – After the GI Joe incident failed to fool people, the Iraqi insurgents tried to convinced people they had taken an entire platoon hostage.

Honorable Mention:

Jufray – French spectators unimpressed as Lance Armstrong wins 25th straight tour.

Beth – Phil rallies the activists at the Global Warming protest.

McGehee – “Snow-EEEEEE-oh! SNOOOOOOW-oh!”

Pile On РEverybody freeze It̢۪s a human.

Rodneys Bottom of the Barrel

At some point, after Bill Watterson’s retirement, it became apparent that he had far too much free time on his hands.

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