Caption Contest Winners
The Ringmaster Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/File/Bertrand Guay)
First: McGehee – “Okay, Karl, you’ve made your point — now go back to making the donkey dance.”
Second: Laurence Simon – Sometimes, an elephant wishes it could forget.
Third: Freakyboy – Once Tommy Tune consciously decided no longer to ignore the elephant in the room, he made it “dance fabulouslyâ€.
Honorable Mention:
charles austin – The GOP selection process for it’s new Majority Leader position in the House grows ever more strange.
Combat Banker – As the new ‘Confessions’ video shows, old age & a slowing metabolism finally catch up with Madonna…
Gaijin Biker – In an effort to diversify beyond software, Microsoft unveils a lean, efficient hula hoop organizer.
DaveD – The Republicans had no intention of jumping through any hoops to appease the Democrats. But they showed some willingness to compromise.
DL – Whew! One ring down and only six more to crawl through.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“OK, Now send in the Llamas”“…and for my next trick I will make Sam Alito a Supreme Court Justice.”
The Monday contest has already been banned in communist China.
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