Caption Contest Winners
The Kobe, I’m Open… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners
First: charles austin – “In a celebration of ecumenical diversity, Hamas will forego blowing up Jews for Lent.”
Second: The Man – We call for death to all American infidels…unless they want us to run their ports.
Third:(tie) Mark – As you can see, I still have both of my hands so the allegations that I am a crook are false!
Third:(tie) Moe Lane – Why, thank you: my wife thinks I look a little like George Clooney, too. Of course, if I find out that he’s a Jew, I’ll have to have him, her and you killed for the insult.
Honorable Mention:
Michael Demmons – George Clooney realizes he’s pulled off the impossible. Finally! A Westerner gets to lead Hamas.
radio free fred – “I live in a box .” “Next Question?”
Laurence Simon – Hamas leader Khaleed Meshal denies using “Just For Martyrs” to two-tone his beard.
Ingress – Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal practices assuming the position. May come in handy down the road.
Marv – Watch carefully, now! Nothing up my sleeve. And poof, Israel is gone!
Exek – Uh-Oh These do not look like reporters to me…
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
In the great tradition of Yassin, and Rantisi
“No I would not like to go hunting with Dick Cheney.”
“I just want to say one thing to the American people, let me be perfectly clear, I did not have sex with that Sheep, Miss Ewe-inski.”
“… and I got that thing with the sheep reduced to Just Following Too Close”
The 
The Thursday contest is already chillin’ out.
Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney. And to think that I almost didn’t post this out of concern that it might offend — though not whom you might think.
I never see these things in time. I was thinking in the lines of.
“After speaking with the French PM, and he said that anyone who supports Hamas should raise their hand, we left with twice the number of votes, as there are MP’s”
You’ve got the wrong name or the wrong quote for what T. Harris said.