Caption Contest Winners
The Chez Molly Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners
First: spacemonkey – Howard Dean: The Musical!
Second: Kenny – Now bring on those boys from the 82nd Airborne!
Third: Anderson – Those aren’t the only balls “she” has.
Honorable Mention:
John Burgess – Sen. Feinstein learns of the DPW ports deal.
DaveD – In order to present a more contemporary image and increase viewer interest, NBC updated its peacock logo.
Bithead – You don’ frighten us, English pig-dogs!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
I was very interested at dining at Chez Molly until I found it was actually spelled Shemale.
“You should go see Brokeback Mountain, Mr. President, You’d love it.”
Some kid who turned on NBC and said, One day I’m gonna wear that peacock’s butt as my hat.
The real reason Cheney thought Harry was a bird.
The 
The Thursday contest is already causing an international incident
“That’s the last time I tell a chicken joke.”