Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, March 13, 2006 · 3 comments

The Seventh Inning Stretch Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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First: Matt – President Bush reenacts November 6, 2004. “Bend over Senator!”

Second: Elmo – Bill Clinton isn’t the only one with a sticky wicket.

Third: charles austin – After the second over, Bush started taunting the bowler and suggested he “bring it on” instead of bouncing it in front of him every time.

Honorable Mention:

Maniakes – Man, the umpire’s calling an awful lot of low strikes today. And what’s with the sticks in front of the catcher?

ICallMasICM – Another popout to the shortstop. Back to the Bush leagues.

The Man – Bush learned to swing the paddle during his days at Yale, hazing John Kerry in the Skull & Bones fraternity.

Ken – Bush demonstrates why the Texas Rangers have always sucked.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Bring it on Gunga-Din Baby”

“…and put some curry on it next time.”

“Hmmm… hitting things with a paddle, I bet Jimmy Carter loved this game.”

When Bush brought in the Rangers (Army, not Texas baseball) the opposing team was quickly subdued. (but they did start blowing up local mosques)

The The Monday contest is already imitating Maureen Dowd.

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