Caption Contest Winners
The Wearing Your Heart on Your Sleeve Boob Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Winners
First: Timmer – Goth goes Escher.
Second: radio free fred – Skeeters Found At Chernobyl Russia Still Don’t Look Right.
Third: Maggie – In order to fight against the threat of bio-terrorism, Nanosight Ltd., UK, is working to develop a revolutionary new method of creating artificial antibodies that could offer the best early warning indicator of biological attack. Unfortunately, scientists became extremely discouraged when their first attempt at an artifical antibody looked like Nancy Pelosi.
Honorable Mention:
charles austin – Karl Rove’s muse.
Scott_T – There was no slowing down Mardi Gras costumes this year! Katrina seems to of inspired many “Blue and Windy” costumes.
The Man – Bjork went conservative at the Oscars this year
McCain – God invented beer so that they all look cute around closing time.
LJD – Whatever it is, it’s got a great rack!
Hermoine – Musta been the genetic engineering in her fruits and vegetables.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Nurses
Feeling a little thin skinned?
Maureen Dowd on date night.