Caption Contest Winners
The Merrill Lynch Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Jose Jordan)
Winners
First: Charlie Summers – Unnamed Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission undercover agent leads drunken patron from Lubbock bar.
Second: SgtFluffy – Ferdinand was never the same after this…
Third: DaveD – The “Mad Cow” cover up was not going all that well.
Honorable Mention:
Adjustah – Seriously, could Dancing With The Stars get any worse?
McCain – Officially retiring the donkey, the Democratic party unveils their new mascot: the bullshitter.
FormerHostage – This “Queer Eye” franchise has jumped the shark!
Elmo – Mooo for me baby.
radio free fred – Helen Thomas And George Bush > The Dance Of Death
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
No one could court the stock market like Greenspan
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The Monday contest is already outperforming the Nairobi Trio.
Other Contests running this week
Riding Sun is on the road, doing some undercover work.
OTB Hollywood is still putting on the Dog.
