Outside the Beltway

Long time Syracuse assistant coach Bernie Fine has been accused of molesting ball boys.

A trailer for Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox using dialogue from Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds

Joe Paterno recently sold his share of their house to his wife for $1, presumably to shield it from legal settlements.

Bob Knight coached Mike Krzyzewski at West Point. Now, Coach K has broken his mentor’s record for all-time victories as a head coach.

Is the star witness in the Penn State case changing his story, or just trying to protect his reputation?

The Big Ten has decided that naming its championship trophy after a man who enabled the raping of multiple children is a bad idea.

Rick Perry’s “oops” moment may have closed the door on his presidential ambitions but it has opened the window for a promising career as a comic.

The real problems at Penn State aren’t just going away now that Joe Paterno is gone.

The firing of legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno led to a full-blown riot by outraged students.

Penn State president Graham Spanier has been told to resign or be fired for his part in covering up a child rape scandal.

Penn State is cleaning house, including the legendary Joe Paterno.

If true, Joe Paterno’s actions in response to charges of child abuse by a coach are indefensible.

Paul Hsieh dubs this, “by far the best 2-cello version of “Welcome to the Jungle” that I’ve ever heard.”

Jerry Sandusky, the longtime defensive coordinator for the Penn State football team, is being charged with eight counts of child sex abuse.

Contrary to popular belief, college athletes graduate at a much higher rate than other students.

Professional baseball players are wearing magical necklaces whose “titanium nanoparticles” supposedly “help the body’s own energy flow more readily.”

Jerome Harrison learned that he has a brain tumor in time to save his life.

Spencer Ackermann previews “The Post-Gadhafi Journalism You Will Read In The Next 72 Hours.”

Rick Santorum says Saturday Night Live is bullying” him  for “standing up for the traditional family.”

Herman Cain sings an ode to pizza to the tune of “Imagine.”

Breaking news: There’s a gay man in Hollywood.

Robert Downey, Jr. goes out on a limb for Mel Gibson, returning a favor.

Long-time Oakland Raiders owner and NFL icon Al Davis has died.

Hank Williams Jr. has offered an apology for calling the Obama administration “the enemy” and comparing the president to Hitler:

Country music legend Hank Williams, Jr. is not a fan of the current administration.

Pete Gent, the former Dallas Cowboy and Michigan State player best known as the author of “North Dallas Forty,” has died at 69 from pulmonary illness.

Beginning with “BREAKING: Witnesses reporting screams and gunfire heard inside Capitol building,” a series of tweets with the #CongressHostage hashtag have been decidedly unfunny.