12 responses to “Women Can’t Drink Water”

1. 

   Moosebreath

   November 4, 2011 at 1:25 pm

   By that token, men can’t drink Gatorade. They are too busy pouring it over their leaders.
2. 

   Vast Variety

   November 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm

   @Moosebreath: Your supposed to drink Gatorade?
3. 

   Hey Norm

   November 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm

   I never drink water…fish f**k in it.
4. 

   Polystigma

   November 4, 2011 at 1:59 pm

   And apparently salads are funny:
   http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad
5. 

   John Burgess

   November 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm

   Gatorade ≡ vileness in a bottle
6. 

   JKB

   November 4, 2011 at 2:49 pm

   @Hey Norm:

   Yeah, like that is the worst thing fish do in it.
7. 

   JKB

   November 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm

   Upturned face, eyes closed, holding something long and slender? Where have I seen that before?
8. 

   Neil Hudelson

   November 4, 2011 at 2:54 pm

   Apparently blonde women joggers have a worst time of it than the rest of their gender.
9. 

   Drew

   November 4, 2011 at 4:22 pm

   No problem, give the hot one’s vodka, hope for some sort of reasonable “ingestion to spill ratio” and hope that after “giving your invitation, but in he middle of negotiations, things don’t break down……”
10. 

    Just nutha ig’rant cracker

    November 5, 2011 at 5:40 am

    @Polystigma: How can you be laughing alone and with salad at the same time?
11. 

    Dave Schuler

    November 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    I don’t think we should be mocking this poor woman. It’s obvious she has a drinking problem.
12. 

    grumpy realist

    November 6, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    I think I’m going to tag “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.” for an entry in the Dictionary of Philosophy under Nonsense. ???!!