Plans to Build Library Next to Sarah Palin Spark Outrage

The Daily Mash combines two topics that have taken up entirely too many pixels at OTB and elsewhere of late with their parody article “OUTRAGE OVER PLANS TO BUILD LIBRARY NEXT TO SARAH PALIN.”

Dr. Laura Show Ending

Radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger is quitting her radio show following a firestorm over her use of the N-word.

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Beloit Mindset List, Class of 2014

Students entering college today have never worn a wristwatch and think email is slow.

DC Traffic Guide

A helpful guide to the pleasures of navigating our nation’s capital by car, bike, or foot.

Women’s Games as ‘Warm-Up’ Acts

Under pressure from the Feds, the NCAA is cracking down on colleges who put women’s games ahead of men’s games, which some say relegates them to “warm-up act” status.

Rubik’s Cube God’s Number: 20

A mere thirty years after the Rubik’s Cube craze died out, a team of math geeks has proven once and for all that the puzzle can be solved in 20 moves or less from any position.

Ricky Gervais Replacing Steve Carell On The Office?

It’s rumored that Rick Gervais, who starred in the British original version of “The Office,” will reprise his role of David Brent and replace Steve Carrell on the American version of the show.

A-Rod’s Home Run Ball Tax Implications

If you needed more proof that our tax system is far too complicated, consider the case of Alex Rodriguez’ 600th home run ball.

A-Rod Hits 600th Home Run

Alex Rodriguez has just joined the 600 home run club.

Brett Favre Gets Old Before Our Eyes

I don’t think Brett Favre’s actually retiring this year. But, by the looks of him, he’s earned it.

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William Shatner in “$#*! My Dad Says”

When I saw Esquire’s headline, “A Rather Strange Conversation with William Shatner,” my thought was, Is there any other kind?

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Amazon: Kindle E-Books Outselling Paper Books

Electronic books outsold paper books on Amazon over the past three months, but the death of the hardcover is greatly exaggerated.

Christophe Lemaitre: Pretty Fly for a White Guy

France’s Christophe Lemaitre became the first white man to run the 100 meters in under 10 seconds when he clocked 9.98 on Friday. Untold blacks have done it since 1968.

“To Kill A Mockingbird” Celebrates 50th Anniversary

Half a century later, Atticus Finch remains a touchstone for what an American lawyer is supposed to be.

Economics of Spongeworthiness: An Option Value Problem

A Princeton economist has devised a formula for a classic sitcom paradox.

Mark Twain Autobiography Reveals Political Side

Starting in November, we’ll get a look inside the mind of one of America’s most fascinating writers.

Did Income Taxes Send LeBron James To Miami ?

Did LeBron James pick Miami because of income taxes ? Probably not.

Taliban Monkey Terrorists

The Taliban have a new secret weapon: Monkey terrorist soldiers.

South Park Muhammad Episodes Get Emmy Nomination

Muhammed may be in a bear suit, but he still got an Emmy nomination.