Chirac Mauled by Poodle
They say that “dog bites man” is not news.
Au contraire: “Chirac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle.”
They say that “dog bites man” is not news.
Au contraire: “Chirac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle.”
Chirac’s dog isn’t a poodle; it’s a Maltese.
Maybe mistaken identity, not depression, was the issue.
I’m speachless.
Or, alternatively, speechless.
;->
Who’d have thought? A French dog meaner than Bush’s Barney!
Does Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) make house calls to France??
What a baguette de douche…at a minimum he should have claimed he was mauled by a German Sheppard.