Chirac Mauled by Poodle

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They say that “dog bites man” is not news.

Au contraire: “Chirac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle.”

7 responses to “Chirac Mauled by Poodle”

  1. Chirac’s dog isn’t a poodle; it’s a Maltese.

  2. Maybe mistaken identity, not depression, was the issue.

  3. I’m speachless.

  4. Or, alternatively, speechless.

    ;->

  5. Who’d have thought? A French dog meaner than Bush’s Barney!

  6. Does Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) make house calls to France??

  7. What a baguette de douche…at a minimum he should have claimed he was mauled by a German Sheppard.

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