The petition to construct a Death Star that I mentioned earlier this month now has more than 25,000 signatures:
Look at the size of that thing!
Yes, as Buzzfeed was quick to notice, the official petition to secure resources and funding for a Death Star has passed the 25,000-signature threshold, which means that according to stated White House Petition policy it will require an official response.
I love America so much. It just shows that, when push comes to shove, we can come together, as we have always done, to demand fictional solutions to real-world problems.
I find this reporters lack of faith disturbing.
