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Deeply Unserious People

Senator Schmitt and the case of the basketball mascots.

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Once you decide that your loyalty is to a specific man or movement, and not to objective reality, you are likely to get sloppy. This is especially true if you are trying to make your “argument” and “evidence” fit a predetermined conclusion.

Congressional hearings and their penchant for committee members to try and turn the events into “gotcha” moments are frequently quite absurd, but we now have an all-timer courtesy of Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO).

He thought he had caught Jack Smith committing perjury, but it all fell apart when, in the room, it became clear that Schmitt was basing his attack on the fact that he had evidence that Jack Smith was at an Atlanta Hawks game, when, in fact, he was at an Iowa Hawkeyes game.

This kind of stupidly bad research is hard to fathom from a college freshman, let alone from a US Senator who brags during the whole thing that he is a former prosecutor.

Here’s the whole exchange:

A phenomenal moment in the Senate.Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.Smith denies it.Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur.bsky.social) 2026-09-29T15:54:16.518Z

What makes it even dumber is that the poster board with the texts proves nothing (see the screenshot at the top of this post).

An edited version for time is here:

Here’s the NYT write-up:

It was meant to be a dramatic confrontation, a public accusation of perjury against Jack Smith, the special counsel who investigated Donald J. Trump. Instead, Senator Eric Schmitt’s amateur sleuthing into basketball led him to the wrong game, league and state.

During a four-hour Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, Mr. Schmitt, a Republican from Missouri, struck a conspiratorial tone and asked Mr. Smith if he had attended an Atlanta Hawks home game in February 2024.

Mr. Schmitt focused on the basketball game in the hopes that he could show Mr. Smith had perjured himself and was involved in a conspiracy with local Atlanta prosecutors to ensnare Mr. Trump. In a hearing where Republicans repeatedly accused Mr. Smith of lying, what Mr. Schmitt first presented as smoking-gun evidence against Mr. Smith turned out to be a misfire.

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When the former special counsel insisted he had not gone to see the Atlanta Hawks play in that time period, Mr. Schmitt declared, “I think you’ve already perjured yourself,” and called Mr. Smith a “dirtbag.”

The accusation appeared to unravel almost immediately.

Invited to respond by Senator Amy Klobuchar, a Minnesota Democrat, Mr. Smith said he had, in fact, attended a basketball game on that day, but it was to see the Iowa Hawkeyes at the University of Maryland. That night, Caitlin Clark, the star point guard who now plays in the W.N.B.A., scored 38 points and had 12 assists.

Ms. Klobuchar suggested that Mr. Schmitt’s accusation was rooted in the senator’s confusion between the “Hawks” of Atlanta and the “Hawkeyes” of Iowa.

While all of this is ridiculous and laughable, I actually don’t find it funny. This is yet another example of deeply unserious members of the Republican Party eschewing somber, thoughtful governance in service of a corrupt, criminal, and authoritarian administration. It is servitude to a false narrative in the service of power.

To borrow from and modify Arendt: it is the absurdity of evil.

And, of course, the authoritarian peanut gallery is happy to chime in their approval.

These people are utterly shameless

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-09-29T17:31:13.123Z

Smith was stunned, alright, as anyone would be in such a scenario.

14 responses to “Deeply Unserious People”

  1. You’d think someone on his staff would check the “smoking gun” evidence.

    The tenor of the inquisition at Smith’s hearing, would indicate the GQP senators were playing to an audience of one orange ass.

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  2. The entire thing is baffling. What would it have proven if he was at an Atlanta Hawks game? Do we even know that Fanni Willis was there? And for that matter, why would he have gone there? Doesn’t Senator not realize that phones exist?

    The sad thing, of course, is that none of it matters. All they were looking for was some crumb that they could use to point to to “prove” the conspiracy exists. That they completely flubbed it is sort of sad.

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    1. Their purpose was to catch Smith in a lie (or “another” lie, as they would have phrased it), thus justifying a referral of Smith to Blanche for criminal perjury. What they could pretend he lied about was immaterial.

    2. It’s also baffling that they think two prosecutors comparing notes about the same perp would be wrong. Not that it happened of course.

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  3. I’m not convinced the pursuit of Smith is entirely to satisfy Trump. I think the precious egos of numerous MAGA senators were wounded by having some grubby Democrat prosecutor reading their private text messages, obtained by a subpoena to the National Archives for Trump’s messages around January 6. Such impertinence must not be allowed to go unpunished! They went so far, you’ll remember, as to include a provision in a bill allowing them to sue for damages for this affront to their dignity. Lindsey Graham was incensed about it and his sister bravely kept the indignation bright in yesterday’s hearing.

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  4. Rumor is he is pining for the VP slot under Vance.

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    1. Was. Was pining for a VP slot.

  5. You’ve left out what is probably the most interesting part of all of this…Axios had a think piece up today about how Schmitt is a likely VP candidate for a JD Vance ticket. It was all supposed to go to a certain plan…the Axios story leads to a focus on Schmitt, who was then supposed to knock the ball (LOL, sportsball) out of the park with this utter nonsense of a conspiracy. Then, he goes on the dumb-with-a-b podcast circuit, and then tomorrow, ta-da, he’s got gravitas and is a serious VP contender.

    Instead, everyone got to see him step HARD on a rake, and then storm off instead of apologizing.

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    1. So not only did Schmitt not apologize, but he still went on RW media afterwards to misrepresent what was said at the hearing…
      “It was the only NBA game going on at that time in Atlanta. He claimed later that he was at another game. Here’s the thing — my job is to ask the questions.”
      Okay, he got something right — there was only one NBA game in Atlanta that day. Brilliant.

  6. As a resident of the formerly great state of Missouri, the saddest thing about this is there’s a good chance that this asshat is not my state’s worst senator.

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  7. Ah, the old SNL bit with Rosannadannabanana or whatever her name was.

    “Not endangered feces, endangered species “
    “Oh. Nevermind”

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    Charley in Cleveland

    And thus Schmitt joined Bernie Moreno – another undistinguished senator – in making a fool of himself in order to get an “atta boy!” from our utterly corrupt, demented president. I’m onboard with Dr. T – this incident would be hilarious if it were a one-off, but it is a reflection of our crumbling democracy and the utter stupidity fueling its demise.

  9. I would imagine there are a couple of new openings in Sen. Schmitt’s office this morning.

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    1. Nah. These clowns tend to fail up, regardless of how much they screw up.

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