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Doug Mataconis
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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile

Of course, this is exactly what you’d expect a Shapeshifting Space Reptile to say.

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5 responses to “Headline Of The Day”

  1. James Pearce Avatar
    James Pearce

    He’s lying. I’ve seen him hanging out with the other Reptoids at the airport.

  2. smitty Avatar
    smitty

    “Don’t believe denial,” said Dan Ube.

  3. OzarkHillbilly Avatar
    OzarkHillbilly

    As a Shapeshifting Space Reptile I can say unequivocally, he lies.

  4. Franklin Avatar
    Franklin

    See, this is where the Kiwis could use someone like Joe Wilson to call him out on this.

  5. Franklin Avatar
    Franklin

    (In fact, they’re free to have him.)

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