ICE CREAM POLITICS
Star Spangled Ice Cream, which proclaims itself a “conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry’s,” has several interesting new flavors, including “I Hate the French Vanilla,” “Iraqi Road,” “Smaller Governmint,” and “Nutty Enivronmentalist.”
Some of their others include,
MORE FLAVORS WE HOPE TO INTRODUCE SOON
These flavors are not yet available!
Cowardly German Chocolate
Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Donald Rum Raisin
US Army Tank Crunch
US Navy Battle-Chip
US Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet
US Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
School Prayerleens & Crème
Gun NutVINTAGE FLAVORS
Clinton Im-Peach
White House Fundraiser Coffee
Peanut MalaiseDISCONTINUED FLAVOR
KerryBerry (ketchup-flavored ice cream) – the public just won’t buy it!
I’m not going to buy any, but find it mildly amusing.
(Hat tip: Donald Sensing)
