“Christopher Hitchens says that martinis are like breasts: One is one too few, while three is one too many.” – via Andrew Exum, who recommends doubling that recommendation to ward off the swine flu.
I’m not so sure about Exum’s medical advice — although he is a doctor (of philosophy) — but Hitchens’ advice is both sound and a superb mnemonic device.
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