OTB Caption Contest
Time for the ThursdayFriday OTB Caption ContestTM
An OTB first, Not Safe For Work Caption Contest -- Women with Really Big Jugs
Time for the ThursdayFriday OTB Caption ContestTM
An OTB first, Not Safe For Work Caption Contest — Women with Really Big Jugs
Winners will be announced Monday
As of this posting it is already Friday, April First, on Chatham Island.
Strange brain tumors started developing after Japan’s radiation leaks.
Introducing….Where’s Bin Laden? soon to include Where’s Ghadafi?
Something tells me the wet t-shirt contest is going to be a disappointment.
History Channel ups the ante on its “Top Shot” reality show.
If William Tell had been born in Saudi Arabia
Be… Our… Guest, Be our guest, Put our service to the test…
Nations with very few cars took the whole “bobble head” concept in an entirely new direction.
The talent portion of the Miss Bahrain Pageant quickly grew repetitive.
Where’s Archie and Veronica?
Representatives of NORML were disappointed to find out this was a different kind of “Pot head”.
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius
Lady Gaga’s backup dancers rest between practice sessions.
Colorful Somali chamber maids balancing chamberpots.
Extras from movie, “Sex and the City” wonder what’s next?
So one female porter asks the other: “When are they going to learn that “B’wana” means stupid?”
Question: If pots are made in a pottery, are jugs from a juggery?
What do you mean, running water? You mean god has brought life-giving water into the homes of the infidel? Why would he do that?! Boy, is my husband lucky I can’t read.
So Sari to hear of your torn ‘jug’ular resulting in loss of blood to brain in order to post this
How do you grow flat-headed girl babies with strong necks? A brick on their heads from birth?
No pointy heads in this colorful group!
A jug a day is all you get? Oh, six wives to carry jugs there!
Jug Caps are in great demand in Africa. Maybe here too some day but river water isn’t so healthy for us.
Speaking of Jug Caps, I am marketing a new version with an inner head surface made of a miracle deformable plastic that shapes itself to the wearer’s head.
Up next, Dancing With The Jars.
Obama announced in his energy speech that gaseous fission material and airborne dust from the Fukushima nuclear power plant will be collected by Third World nations for their own energy needs. As has now become usual for him, Obama failed to explain in detail how this would be accomplished.
Once again Oprah takes center stage as she continues the year-long celebration of her show’s twenty-fifth anniversary.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a jug of wine, a jug of wine, a jug of wine, a jug….holy crap, another Charlie Sheen party takes shape.”
Why can’t the Obamas drink bottled water like the rest of us?
Tomorrow is “Hug a Jug Day”
Arab world sends support troops to the war against Qaddafi.
“Women with really big jugs? You mean breasteses? We like breasteses.” —-Sing Sing prisoner # 457622976
hee hee… I like Maggie…
Jar-Jar-Jar-Jar-Jar-Jar-Jar Binks.
Bob Barker: ” … and a new jar!”
More gallons to the mile.
What happens at the White House when Obama the Divine decides to take a hot bath.
Michelle orders ALL ashtrays removed from the Private living quarters at the WH.
“This is gonna be a SMOKE FREE area, dammit!”
Manure is brought to Michelle’s garden in the traditional Kenyan manner.
Caviar heads for an “intimate” WH gathering celebrating Richard Trumka’s recent acquittal on RICO charges.
Hare Krishna “Pot Heads”, in front of WH, protest marijuana laws and demand to see
Obama’s “stash”.
Colors by Benetton, subjugation by …….